4 Things You Wish Your Video iPod Could Do?

1. Talk to me, like Kit in Knight Rider (I know, i'm sick!)

2. Stop wasting so much battery when i'm watching a movie.

3. Stop turning heads on the bus when I play it, because people think it's so cool! We don't need the attention.

4. Stop having so many finger prints on it, if I rub it clean anymore a genie might pop out.

Any other suggestions, to add to the list?